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If you were a flavor, what flavor would you be?

Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:56 PM EDT
odd-news, you, what, are, flavor
By DaVoH
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That is my question to you. Describe yourself as any flavor in the world, it can be anything good or bad. The possibilities are endless. Be creative, and use your imagination to portray your personality in the form of odors and tastes. Have fun and savor your own essence...

Thanks to frostyone, for the inspiration of this article...

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DaVoH

What flavor best illustrates me? Hmm, tequila! Smooth at first, but too much of me, will make you sick...

  • 11 votes
#1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:11 PM EDT
frostyone

ROFL!!! that's a heck of a way to describe yourself :) Glad I could give you an inspiration :)

I'm still going with either Cotton Candy or Bubblegum...lol

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT
MBach30

A nice Bordeaux wine with the aroma of sophistication and taste of intelligence.

  • 2 votes
#1.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:27 AM EDT
DaVoH

Hey, there's the man of the hour. I dunno why, but for some strange reason, I thought you were gonna be an Popsicle, or maybe a beer or something. But cotton candy? I never pictured you to be fluffy sweetness! lol

the aroma of sophistication and taste of intelligence

Wow, you must take a lot of baths!

  • 2 votes
#1.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:45 AM EDT
frostyone

LOL!! well if my wife had anything to say about it it would have been dill pickle ;) but I love a good cotton candy and popsicles hurt the teeth so I have to watch them

  • 1 vote
#1.4 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:06 AM EDT
Checkmate-983933

Ooh, dill pickle potato chips are good.. . .Just mentioning it. Downside: After the first chip, the zing is gone.

  • 1 vote
#1.5 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:14 AM EDT
frostyone

yeah I tried some out in CO and liked them a lot but my all time favorite is the "All Dressed" chips I found driving through Canada.

  • 1 vote
#1.6 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM EDT
DaVoH

"All Dressed" chips

Cheeto's makes a BBQ cheddar flavor now, they are the bomb!

  • 2 votes
#1.7 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:20 PM EDT
frostyone

really?? I'll have to look for them when I go out....mmmmm tasty

  • 1 vote
#1.8 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:31 PM EDT
MrFrost

Well, wasn't going to dive into this one...but for DaVoH, ok....

I am thinking pan fried chicken gizzards. Absolutely delicious, until you relaize what it is. Or... 151, dual purpose...get drunk, or drive your car...but not both...:)

  • 1 vote
#1.9 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:31 PM EDT
Bruce Dinsman-1568906

Cheeto's makes a BBQ cheddar flavor now, they are the bomb!

????\

Where do I get some?? I am on Guam. It takes forever to get something new out here.

  • 1 vote
#1.10 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT
MBach30

LoL, DaVoh, not sure what you mean about taking a lot of baths...

  • 1 vote
#1.11 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:18 AM EDT
DaVoH

Hey MrFrost and frostyone, what's up! Man, it just got chilly in here. Oops, another stupid joke, my baaaad!

Where do I get some

At your local kwik-e mart, but you may have to come to the states first. Damnit, not again!

not sure what you mean about taking a lot of baths

Maybe that was my way of saying, that maybe I need to take more? Son of a biscuit eater, three lame jokes and not one single laugh, I need to quit...

  • 3 votes
#1.12 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:16 AM EDT
Buzzman1313

hey DaVoH-its ok,we're not laffing with you...but we are laffing at you!

  • 2 votes
#1.13 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:02 AM EDT
frostyone

yep winter is making it's last stand DaVoH ;)

  • 1 vote
#1.14 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:56 AM EDT
DaVoH

we are laffing at you

If I only make one person smile, then it has all been worth it...

  • 2 votes
#1.15 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:30 PM EDT
MBach30

Ooooooo gotcha!

Sorry I'm so slow on the uptake...it's pathetic.

  • 1 vote
#1.16 - Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:32 AM EDT
DaVoH

It's okay, MBach, I wasn't too sure where I was headed with that, either =)

    #1.17 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:24 AM EDT
    Reply
    tomwcraig

    Wintergreen is the flavor that illustrates me best. Cool and soothing.

    • 5 votes
    Reply#2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:17 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    Also clean, and refreshing!

    • 5 votes
    #2.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM EDT
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    weRdoomed

    I'd be vanilla icecream...simple, sweet, and cool...with an option to add almost anything your heart might desire.

    • 4 votes
    Reply#3 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    Oooh, my favorite ice cream, too. I'll take a double dip of you, on a cone...

    • 4 votes
    #3.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:23 PM EDT
    weRdoomed

    That's funny, when it comes to licking...well...uh...nevermind.

    • 3 votes
    #3.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:32 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    Owwie, brainfreeze, be back in a sec...

    • 3 votes
    #3.3 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:36 PM EDT
    Britlassy

    Home made Butterscotch pudding.... rich, warm, smooth creamy and decedent

    • 3 votes
    #3.4 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:19 AM EDT
    DaVoH

    You sound very lovely, Britlassy. I like the 'rich' part the most =)

    • 4 votes
    #3.5 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:48 AM EDT
    Reply
    MJV in Wisconsin

    Um ...

    hmm ....

    ahhh.....

    Pizza.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#4 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:23 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    Any toppings? Pineapple ham? Chocolate chip? I can tell already, this article's gonna make me hungry...

    • 3 votes
    #4.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:30 PM EDT
    MJV in Wisconsin

    Any toppings? Pineapple ham? Chocolate chip?

    Mushrooms (fresh), Basil (Fresh), Garlic (fresh), Jalapeno's (Raw not pickled) and spicy sausage ...

    • 2 votes
    #4.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT
    mtherof3

    Did anyone else's mom say "Do not get fresh with me young lady!"? lol.

    mjv just reminded me of that. :)

    • 4 votes
    #4.3 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:12 PM EDT
    CL1

    Mine didn't, but I did hear of it before.

    • 3 votes
    #4.4 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT
    MJV in Wisconsin

    Did anyone else's mom say "Do not get fresh with me young lady!"

    Um ... not to me ... possibly to one or two of my brothers ...

    • 3 votes
    #4.5 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT
    CL1

    "young lady"????? -lol

    • 3 votes
    #4.6 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT
    mtherof3

    LOL! I didn't mean you, MJV, I just referred to you reminding me of it with your 'fresh' talk. LOL!

    • 2 votes
    #4.7 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT
    MJV in Wisconsin

    your 'fresh' talk.

    Hmm ... last time I got "fresh" in the presence of a lady, I got slapped ... and that was my wife!

    • 4 votes
    #4.8 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT
    There They Go Again

    Mther,

    I don't really remember if she used it on my sisters. She probably did but I tried to ignore the sisters as much as possible. I do clearly remember that, if she used all three of your names, something was about to hit the fan. I think this must be a female thing since both my wife and my daughter in law do it too but I've never seen a man use it. Useful, sort of like an anger gauge.

    Oh yeah, twelve year old Scotch with a hint of Cherry Blend pipe tobacco (the way it smells before you burn it).

    • 3 votes
    #4.9 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT
    mtherof3

    if she used all three of your names, something was about to hit the fan

    LOL! I do that, too. :)

    I'm the youngest of six. My mom would scroll through the entire list of sibs to get to me. I think your 'anger gauge' reference is right on, because I rarely got in trouble. Either that or she wore herself out by the time she remembered my name.

    She probably did but I tried to ignore the sisters as much as possible.

    My brother would tend to agree that that is a great policy.

    • 2 votes
    #4.10 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    You're very authentic, MJV, not that crap we get at Lil Caesar's. 5 dollar hot-n-ready my ass, they must leave out good-n-tasty for a reason...

    Do not get fresh with me young lady

    But now that you're grown, you can get as 'fresh' as you want. If you know what I mean...

    twelve year old Scotch with a hint of Cherry Blend pipe tobacco

    I've always wondered how somebody could keep a bottle of perfectly good scotch, for 12 years, and never drink a drop? It blows my mind =)

    And pipe tobacco smells so much better than that other. I used to smell it straight from my pawpaw's pouch. It was good stuff...

    • 2 votes
    #4.11 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:13 AM EDT
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    bitemore

    Hmmmmm.... I'm chocolate with a pinch of cinnamon...

    • 5 votes
    Reply#5 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:24 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    Hey bitey! Yes, you are sweet and spicy hot! =)

    • 4 votes
    #5.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:32 PM EDT
    bitemore

    DaVoh, you are a dear soul... I'll bet you are actually a closet chocolate bar... :-)

    • 5 votes
    #5.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:45 PM EDT
    Mrs D-1475814

    I'm chocolate with a pinch of cinnamon...

    Nice mix!!!!

    • 4 votes
    #5.3 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:10 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    I'll bet you are actually a closet chocolate bar

    The only thing in my closet, is skeletons! lol

    • 3 votes
    #5.4 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:16 AM EDT
    tomwcraig

    The only thing in my closet, is skeletons! lol

    There are no bones about it.

    • 2 votes
    #5.5 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:39 AM EDT
    shel2233

    What? No boners about it?

    okay, that was bad...I'll try harder next time

    • 1 vote
    #5.6 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:56 AM EDT
    weRdoomed

    okay, that was bad...I'll try harder next time

    Hopefully a lot harder. okay...what was even worse.

    • 2 votes
    #5.7 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:57 AM EDT
    worriedrwnc-1140024

    Lemon!

    versatile and tangy and you either love me or you don't!

    • 1 vote
    #5.8 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:32 PM EDT
    Peter Faden

    The only problem is that if you add sugar, it ends up rotting your teeth, lol....

    • 1 vote
    #5.9 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:34 PM EDT
    Reply
    dreamer_of_dreams

    bubble gum

    • 3 votes
    Reply#6 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:28 PM EDT
    dreamer_of_dreams

    but chocolate would be a close second

    • 3 votes
    #6.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:33 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    What if you were, cocoa flavored bubblegum? Ooooh...

    • 3 votes
    #6.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:38 PM EDT
    Reply
    Kozakura-1552259

    Asian cooking! My favorite food type is Asian. Other than that I have no reason....

    • 3 votes
    #7 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:29 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    Yes, one of my favorites, also. Is there any specialty dish that suits you? Some type of sushi, shrimp fried rice, sweet and sour chicken?

    • 2 votes
    #7.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT
    MJV in Wisconsin

    I love Thai cooking, the hotter the better ...

    Followed closely by Japanese (not just Sushi) and Chinese.

    • 2 votes
    #7.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:09 PM EDT
    DaVoH

    California Rolls are the only type of sushi that I will eat. And I usually have to make them myself, as so: Steamed spicy crab legs on sushi rice, with an avocado slice, wrapped inside out in seaweed, soy sauce as a dip...

      #7.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:20 AM EDT
      Buzzman1313

      I used to call the grocery store and ask them "Do you have crab legs?' and of course they would say yes-then i would ask "where do you buy your pants?"

      ------it was funny when I was a kid,but I thought it was even funnier last week!

      • 2 votes
      #7.4 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:29 AM EDT
      DaVoH

      it was even funnier last week

      Just thinkin' about it in the past, or did you actually prank call wal-mart again?

      • 2 votes
      #7.5 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:33 PM EDT
      Buzzman1313

      king soopers last friday,safeway last month

      • 2 votes
      #7.6 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:35 PM EDT
      Kozakura-1552259

      My fav sushi is Philadelphia roll Yummy!

      • 1 vote
      #7.7 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT
      DaVoH

      Those look good! I will have to get some smoked salmon and make some...

        #7.8 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:20 AM EDT
        Buzzman1313

        I think sushi would be better if ya threw it on the grill for a while

        • 3 votes
        #7.9 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:04 AM EDT
        DaVoH

        Well, yeah, the raw stuff would...

        • 2 votes
        #7.10 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:36 AM EDT
        Kozakura-1552259

        pfft, way to ruin good sushi. Raw is where it's at! :P

        • 2 votes
        #7.11 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:31 PM EDT
        DaVoH

        I like what I eat, to have a hot pink center... Wait, did I just say that?

        • 3 votes
        #7.12 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:50 PM EDT
        Peter Faden

        pink tacos?

        • 3 votes
        #7.13 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:51 PM EDT
        DaVoH

        Woo-hoo for furrburgers!

        • 3 votes
        #7.14 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:34 PM EDT
        Kozakura-1552259

        /facepalm

        • 2 votes
        #7.15 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:46 PM EDT
        DaVoH

        Talk to da hand! lol

        • 3 votes
        #7.16 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:36 PM EDT
        oldstreet

        Yay pink tacos....hold the cheese!

        • 2 votes
        #7.17 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:24 PM EDT
        shel2233

        lmfao!....eeeew

        • 1 vote
        #7.18 - Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:21 AM EDT
        Reply
        Uncle Nick

        French vanilla with a hefty mix of Irish creme

        LOL

        • 6 votes
        Reply#8 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:29 PM EDT
        DaVoH

        Nice concoction, Uncle Nick. Bailey's was always my choice...

        • 4 votes
        #8.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT
        Uncle Nick

        LOL... Mom's side is mostly French with a little Blackfoot & Cherokee, Dad's side is mostly Irish with a little Cherokee... couldn't think of anything from the "New World" that sounded good with French vanilla & Irish creme

        • 5 votes
        #8.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:11 PM EDT
        DaVoH

        Ahh, makes sense to me now. Nicely done, Uncle Nick...

        • 2 votes
        #8.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT
        oldstreet

        Hazelnut. Rare taste and some good liquers have my flavor in them.

        • 2 votes
        #8.4 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:09 AM EDT
        Uncle Nick

        Hmmm... that sounds like an interesting cup of coffee... A big cup of Java, a scoop of French vanilla ice creme, some Bailey's and a bit of hazelnut sprinkled in... actually that sounds pretty good to me, LOL!

        • 1 vote
        #8.5 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:31 AM EDT
        DaVoH

        Yep, I bet that would taste awesome...

          #8.6 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:26 AM EDT
          Reply
          Mrs D-1475814

          It's not a flavor but, to describe myself, I will go with my favorite scents of sandalwood and lavender. :-)

          • 5 votes
          Reply#9 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:41 PM EDT
          DaVoH

          Sprinkle a little chamomile on top, and you'd make for a good night's sleep...

          • 2 votes
          #9.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:46 AM EDT
          Mrs D-1475814

          LOL... Now that you mention it.... I guess it would. ZZZZZZZZZZ

          • 2 votes
          #9.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT
          DaVoH

          Nothing wrong with sleeping or a nap, my favorite part is having dreams...

          • 2 votes
          #9.3 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:31 AM EDT
          Reply
          ERich-356044

          In one word...

          vanillabeanbubblegummintylavenderoceanbreezesweetpea...

          Not all at once :)

          E

          • 5 votes
          Reply#10 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:44 PM EDT
          DaVoH

          Hey ERich! You sound like Bed Bath & Beyond, I likey a lot...

          • 3 votes
          #10.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:51 AM EDT
          Reply
          kjessym

          merlot w/dark chocolate

          • 5 votes
          Reply#11 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:56 PM EDT
          DaVoH

          Oh god, I have a rule, and it's never mix alcohol with chocolate or eggs. Just something I've learned along the way... (Just ask Buzzman)

          • 3 votes
          #11.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:57 AM EDT
          Buzzman1313

          I think pickled eggs and draft beer have been banned in some areas!

          last time I got drunk and ate a chocolate egg-I found corn in it!

          • 2 votes
          #11.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:32 AM EDT
          DaVoH

          That wasn't chocolate!

          • 2 votes
          #11.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT
          oldstreet

          Stay away from the peppermint patties in the urinals.

          • 2 votes
          #11.4 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:25 PM EDT
          Reply
          HereAndGone

          I can't decide...

          It'd either be a steak, fresh off the grill, seared to a perfect medium rare with a bold flavor or crab with a hard exterior but a rich, slightly sweet, inside that's dipped in butter.

          Now I just need to find someone who wants to be the flavor of a good beer or wine and I'm all set.

          As Ron White would put it (going from memory so it probably isn't exact): "If life has given you lemons then find someone who's life has given them tequila and have a party".

          • 7 votes
          Reply#12 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:57 PM EDT
          Mrs D-1475814

          Now I just need to find someone who wants to be the flavor of a good beer or wine and I'm all set.

          LOL... that's a good one. :-)

          • 3 votes
          #12.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM EDT
          DaVoH

          I like the way you think, HereAndGone...

            #12.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:59 AM EDT
            Reply
            Buzzman1313

            what flavor am I .......double malt scotch.At first I seem course and disgusting,but once you get used to me you realize I'm really smooth and have great taste.

            • 5 votes
            Reply#13 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT
            DaVoH

            Hey Buzz! My other brother, from another mother!

            Double scotch hey, I'll toast to that, make that a double toast...

            • 2 votes
            #13.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:08 AM EDT
            Buzzman1313

            A few doubles and we will be toast!

            • 2 votes
            #13.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:38 AM EDT
            DaVoH

            Toast is also great, especially with bacon and cheese on it...

              #13.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:04 PM EDT
              Reply
              Shub Tnediserp Remrof

              flavor, flavor, flavor... so many to decide on... I'll take crunchy peanut butter with chocolate chips and a choclate syrup cover that would be the flavor for me.

              • 4 votes
              Reply#14 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:00 PM EDT
              DaVoH

              Umm, pure sugariness, but are you that sweet? =)

                #14.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:24 AM EDT
                Reply
                Zom Zom

                Chicken-fried panda steak.

                • 4 votes
                Reply#15 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:01 PM EDT
                oldstreet

                No candied hummingbird wings?

                • 1 vote
                #15.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:11 AM EDT
                DaVoH

                Zom Zom, that's just wrong, lol...

                • 2 votes
                #15.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:31 AM EDT
                Buzzman1313

                thats right up there with feet and beak stir fry mm,mmm good!

                • 2 votes
                #15.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:40 AM EDT
                Zom Zom

                Zom Zom, that's just wrong, lol...

                I know, I know... it doesn't count as "steak" if it's fried.

                • 1 vote
                #15.4 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:08 PM EDT
                DaVoH

                Oh yes it does!

                • 2 votes
                #15.5 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:35 AM EDT
                Reply
                Vlad's dog

                Butterscotch with a sprinkling of coconut on top.

                • 4 votes
                Reply#16 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:26 PM EDT
                DaVoH

                Sure is a lot of sweet people in here...

                  #16.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:36 AM EDT
                  Reply
                  ma91744-1401618

                  Hangover vomit with a hint of earwax.

                  • 3 votes
                  Reply#17 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:27 PM EDT
                  Buzzman1313

                  NICE!!!

                  • 3 votes
                  #17.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  At least ma's honest, the human body is disgusting when you really think about it...

                  • 2 votes
                  #17.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:41 AM EDT
                  Buzzman1313

                  that depends how drunk you are!-or how drunk they are

                  • 2 votes
                  #17.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:50 AM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  I used to get pretty drunk...

                  • 2 votes
                  #17.4 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:04 AM EDT
                  Reply
                  CL1

                  Chocolate fudge truffle.

                  • 4 votes
                  Reply#18 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  But first, you gotta do the truffle shuffle!

                  • 5 votes
                  #18.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:47 AM EDT
                  CL1

                  yep, gotta 'work' for that chocolate fix!

                  • 2 votes
                  #18.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  Yeah, woo-hoo!

                  • 2 votes
                  #18.3 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:41 AM EDT
                  Buzzman1313

                  nice shirt!

                  • 1 vote
                  #18.4 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:07 AM EDT
                  Reply
                  mtherof3

                  Today I'm sour apple, yesterday vanilla, tomorrow I'm hoping for spicy chocolate.

                  I hope to never be cheese.

                  • 4 votes
                  #19 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:56 PM EDT
                  CL1

                  LOL --me too!

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:59 PM EDT
                  Mrs D-1475814

                  I hope to never be cheese.

                  LOL mther... you will never be that young lady.

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:07 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  :) thanks, mrsd! ha ha.

                  I do, however, reserve the right to be 'cheesy'. :)

                  (oh no I di-int!)

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.3 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT
                  CL1

                  I was going to say that, mther, about myself; I'm always cheesey - very g-o-u-d-a !! (see, I told ya')

                  • 5 votes
                  #19.4 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:17 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  Asino reason to doubt you.

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.5 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT
                  MJV in Wisconsin

                  You two are just cheesy pun munster's aren't you ...

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.6 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:32 PM EDT
                  CL1

                  yep - and darn proud of it!

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.7 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  Beddo believe it! ;)

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.8 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT
                  CL1

                  If they don't, then we'll just get the Taliban to "Havarti"!! (I know, it wasn't that great!)

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.9 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  laughing too hard to type !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anything more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  you are the cheese-whiz!!!!! lolololol

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.10 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT
                  CL1

                  Glad you liked it!

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.11 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT
                  MJV in Wisconsin

                  This is nacho average cheese thread now is it.

                  I need to Limburger up my brain for this one ...

                  I Cheddar to think of what someone will come up with next

                  I Camembert to do this much longer ...

                  I'll Edam'd if I can think of another one.

                  • 4 votes
                  #19.12 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT
                  CL1

                  Ohhhhhhh....those were good!!! ..MJV

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.13 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  velveeta

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.14 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT
                  frostyone

                  my back up flavor would have to be a toss up between Cheese Whiz and potted meat..LOL

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.15 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT
                  shel2233

                  Hey, Cheese Whiz rocks...

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.16 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:49 AM EDT
                  frostyone

                  yep I even had to write a couple of articles about it a while back :D

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.17 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT
                  shel2233

                  Can you still link to them?

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.18 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:06 AM EDT
                  frostyone

                  yeah and i'll include a link to the potted meat one as well..LOL you'll find a common theme in the stories and it may lead to more reading such as the one about me and my best friend going camping..lol

                  http://frostyone.newsvine.com/_news/2009/11/02/3453270-a-500-word-article-on-cheese-whiz

                  http://frostyone.newsvine.com/_news/2009/11/08/3474927-a-500-word-article-on-cheese-whiz-pt2

                  http://frostyone.newsvine.com/_news/2009/11/11/3488727-the-long-awaited-potted-meat-article-and-poll

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.19 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:12 AM EDT
                  Peter Faden

                  FYI...you never want to be F'munda cheese...

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.20 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:14 AM EDT
                  frostyone

                  really? is it that bad?

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.21 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT
                  shel2233

                  oh so very bad.....

                  ....oh and thanks for the links

                  : )

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.22 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:20 AM EDT
                  frostyone

                  cool..I'll have to remember that

                  yoour welcome :)

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.23 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT
                  Buzzman1313

                  F'munda cheeze?-yea, it came F'munda the head of my........

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.24 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:44 AM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  Ewwww, f'munda cheese is nasty, and unsurprisingly perfect for this article...

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.25 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:15 PM EDT
                  Buzzman1313

                  I'm just wondering who wants to describe themselves as that particular flavor?

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.26 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT
                  Peter Faden

                  A tainted few...

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.27 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:25 PM EDT
                  shel2233

                  *snort* lmfao

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.28 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT
                  oldstreet

                  That's Fumunda? Shoot that is where rednecks keep their skoal when they brush their tooth!

                  • 3 votes
                  #19.29 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:32 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  *snort* lmfao

                  *sneeze*fart* Oops, that one slipped!

                  • 1 vote
                  #19.30 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:48 AM EDT
                  Buzzman1313

                  I thought thats was where they kept their tooth when they chewed their skoal!

                  • 2 votes
                  #19.31 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:37 AM EDT
                  oldstreet

                  Shucks Buzz.... rednecks can multitask too!

                  • 1 vote
                  #19.32 - Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:19 PM EDT
                  Reply
                  KarmaCharma

                  On a good day, I'd be Heavenly Hash. It has a bit of everything good, is just gooey enough, and has its nutty moments :-)

                  On a bad day, sour grape!

                  • 4 votes
                  Reply#20 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:08 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  Excellent post, KarmaCharma!

                  • 3 votes
                  #20.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:24 PM EDT
                  KarmaCharma

                  Thank you DaVoH for the very tasty article, it's been fun.

                  • 2 votes
                  #20.2 - Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:53 AM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  I couldn't have done it without my bro, frostyone. And thank you for participating, KarmaCharma, people like you make it worthwhile...

                  • 2 votes
                  #20.3 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:30 AM EDT
                  frostyone

                  *imitating Lurch* You Rang?

                  • 2 votes
                  #20.4 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:29 AM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  Yep, I'm sending Thing over for the sweet tarts. He should be there shortly...

                  • 3 votes
                  #20.5 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:48 PM EDT
                  frostyone

                  cool he can help me move furniture around...shame he wasn't here over the weekend when I was putting down carpet :)

                  • 2 votes
                  #20.6 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:13 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  He is a handy lil guy...

                  • 3 votes
                  #20.7 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:20 PM EDT
                  frostyone

                  yeah he is isn't he

                  • 3 votes
                  #20.8 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:33 PM EDT
                  shel2233

                  "handy"

                  hahahahaha!

                  • 1 vote
                  #20.9 - Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:22 AM EDT
                  frostyone

                  LOL ;)

                  • 1 vote
                  #20.10 - Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:35 AM EDT
                  Reply
                  Lilith41

                  Mint chocolate and yet hot chile and I know that sounds gross but I can't find an appropriate description.

                  • 2 votes
                  Reply#21 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:14 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  You've GOT to be something spicy! ; )

                  • 3 votes
                  #21.1 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:18 PM EDT
                  Lilith41

                  I hope so! ;-)

                  • 3 votes
                  #21.2 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  Mint chocolate and yet hot chile

                  Always goes good with two huge jugs of milk! =)

                  • 3 votes
                  #21.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:28 PM EDT
                  Reply
                  shel2233

                  Raspberry chipotle...

                  I'm sweet but I bite.

                  Although I have been told butterscotch.......

                  ; )

                  • 2 votes
                  Reply#22 - Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT
                  mtherof3

                  niiiiice!!! ; )

                  • 2 votes
                  #22.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:02 AM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  I could just gobble you up, shel, literally...

                  • 2 votes
                  #22.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:32 PM EDT
                  shel2233

                  Don't eat too fast, you might get a tummyache....

                  • 1 vote
                  #22.3 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:06 AM EDT
                  DaVoH

                  Small price to pay for something that good...

                    #22.4 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:50 AM EDT
                    shel2233

                    something that good...

                    which part, the butterscotch or the raspberry chipotle? ; D

                    • 1 vote
                    #22.5 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:27 AM EDT
                    DaVoH

                    butterscotch or the raspberry chipotle

                    It was neither ;)

                    • 1 vote
                    #22.6 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:39 AM EDT
                    shel2233

                    wow...it's kinda hot in here....

                    • 1 vote
                    #22.7 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:23 PM EDT
                    DaVoH

                    ♫♪Yeah, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh♫♪

                    • 2 votes
                    #22.8 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:27 PM EDT
                    shel2233

                    *dancing nekkid*

                    • 2 votes
                    #22.9 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT
                    DaVoH

                    Hey ya, shel! You do know what I like, that's for sure! lol

                    And got your email this morning and replied, too...

                      #22.10 - Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:37 AM EDT
                      Reply
                      Peter Faden

                      Okay...some days I'm cool like peppermint...
                      Other days, I'm dark like chocolate or strong like coffee...
                      and of course, sometimes you don't realize there's Vodka in there until it's too late! (something embarrassing has happened at that point most likely)!!!

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#23 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT
                      DaVoH

                      Well, you're gonna need that peppermint, if you eat a lot off chocolate and drink a lot of coffee... lol

                      • 2 votes
                      #23.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT
                      Peter Faden

                      That's also what the Vodka is for, lol...

                      • 2 votes
                      #23.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT
                      Reply
                      Knowlton's Rangers

                      I would have to go with vodka, I mix well with others, (orange, Mt. dew, cranberry). You can be having a bad day, but mixing with me for awhile will make you either giggle or pass out.

                      • 2 votes
                      Reply#24 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:20 AM EDT
                      shel2233

                      Make it Stoli and 7up and I'll giggle till I pass out.

                      • 2 votes
                      #24.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:30 AM EDT
                      DaVoH

                      Giggling's great, I like doin' that. So is passing out...

                      • 2 votes
                      #24.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:44 PM EDT
                      shel2233

                      As long as ya don't wake up next to someone ugly after you pass out...

                      • 1 vote
                      #24.3 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:07 AM EDT
                      DaVoH

                      I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

                      Winston Churchill, I love that dude...

                      • 3 votes
                      #24.4 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:09 AM EDT
                      shel2233

                      NICE...

                      • 2 votes
                      #24.5 - Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:24 AM EDT
                      There They Go Again

                      Shel,

                      That is called Coyote ugly. If she's lying on your arm when you wake up; you will chew the arm off rather than wake her up.

                      • 1 vote
                      #24.6 - Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:44 AM EDT
                      shel2233

                      LOL!

                      Unfortunately, that phenomenon works both ways...

                      *facepalm*

                      • 1 vote
                      #24.7 - Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT
                      Reply
                      Raat ki Raani

                      This is a good poser. For me, it depends on time of day, mood, etc. I picked my NV alias based on a similar premise; something that describes me.

                      Right now, I think I'm a cocktail of 3 flavours. Ginger, cinnamon and honey. Sweet and spicy, packed with stuff in more ways than one might realize.

                      • 3 votes
                      Reply#25 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:10 AM EDT
                      DaVoH

                      Hey Raat ki Raani! Always wanted to tell you this, love the name. Care to elaborate on it for me?

                      • 3 votes
                      #25.1 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:49 PM EDT
                      Raat ki Raani

                      Thanks DaVoH. Translates to Queen of the night and also is the name of Jasmine in Hindi. You will find more in one of my first articles when I arrived here 3 years ago.

                      About me

                      • 2 votes
                      #25.2 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:51 PM EDT
                      DaVoH

                      It's beautiful, and you're welcome, Queen Jasmine of the night...

                      • 2 votes
                      #25.3 - Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT
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